Notes on TMQ
by Kevin
Just got around to reading ESPN’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback and as usual it is full of humorous and insightful points.
This TMQ exclusive brought a smile to my face:
TMQ insider exclusive! Tuesday Morning Quarterback has learned on an exclusive basis that Cowboys tackle Flozell Adams has tested positive for Count Chocula. “Levels in his bloodstream were incredibly high,” sources told TMQ. Adams is believed to be “mainlining” Count Chocula by eating directly from the box, without milk. League investigators plan to subpoena his grocery-store receipts. Remember, this is a Tuesday Morning Quarterback exclusive.
This one did not:
Bonus Obscure Score: Walsh 55, Taylor 0. Established in 1958 by the Brothers of Christian Instruction, Walsh showed no mercy as it ran up the score.
Why? Because Taylor University is my alma matter! Here is an excerpt from the Walsh home page:
NAIA 14th ranked Walsh University improved to 6-1 overall and 2-1 in the Mideast of the Mid-States Football Association with a 55-0 win over Taylor University last Saturday. The 55-point margin of victory is the largest in Walsh history. Senior quarterback Winston Woods (Sr., Key Largo, FL/Coral Shores HS) passed for four TD’s and 174 yards, completing 7 of 11 passes. He was named MSFA Mideast Offensive Player of the Week. The four TD passes ties a record that Woods held with two others.
That is not good. At least my graduate alma matter Bowling Green won in double overtime . . .
Some people call it “mainlining”; others call it snorfing. Such snorfing is honorable as long as you don’t open the box (Who opened the box?-not me) or finish the box (Who finished the box?-not me). If you do either, you are unceremoniously tossed out of the Snorfer’s Guild.